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HA! HA! HA! VERY FUNNY!
Judi and Gayle (both blondes) were at an auto show. There they saw a hot-rod with a jacked up rear.
"Judi, why is the back end higher than the front?" Gayle asked.
"Don't you know ANYTHING?" Judi sighed exasperated. "If you've got the back up, then you're always going downhill!"
The only 2 tools you will ever need are WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldnt, use the duct tape. If it doesnt move and it should, use the WD-40.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an Edsel when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the car. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag. "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running"
Anne meets up with Dana while she is picking up her car from the mechanic.
Anne asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"
Dana replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was $12 worth of blinker fluid."
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